It’s time for your hen night.

It’s now officially the time for a crazy weekend of fun, frolics and daiquiris. Oh, and watching your 60-year-old aunt turn into Pasty from Ab Fab…

Here’s what you can expect…


You’ll definitely be late

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We mean, it’s not as though you’ve been getting ready for 6 hours to start with or anything…


Your hens will buy you a silly outfit

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Be it a sash, a tutu, or a full blown sexy outfit – you’ve been warned.


Prosecco will be opened early

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Is it ever too early to open the prosecco though? That is the question…


Penises

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Lots and lots of penises – from blown up ones to straws.


Pink Tat

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What’s a hen night without a pink feather boa?


Strippers

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As much as you say to people you don’t want one, everyone knows deep down you secretly do.


Shots

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Shots, shots, shots… Did we say shots?


Dares

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Someone will most definitely bring the dare cards, but is it really a hen night without them?


One hen will get lost

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This will definitely happen, but she’ll probably just be in the toilets.


Someone will make a fool out of themselves

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In fact, everyone will make a fool out of themselves!


Your Aunt/ Grandma/ Mum will be embarassingly drunk

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You can count on it.


You’ll take your shoes off by the end of the night

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 Why do pretty shoes hurt our feet so much?


You’ll be the centre of attention

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Whether you like it or not.


The emotional heart to hearts

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With your best friend – need we say anymore?


You’ll drunk call your Hubby to Be

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We think he’s secretly expecting you to anyway…


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