So, the big day is nearly here! Here’s a little insight into 15 types of guests you can expect to find at the wedding!
Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Can you already guess which people will fall into each of these categories?
The recently broken up with guest
They had planned on celebrating your big day with their plus one, but a few weeks before they’ve been left broken-hearted. You can expect to find them sobbing into a bottle of wine making their entire table uncomfortable.
via GIPHY
The Dancer
They’re first up to the dance floor, and probably the last to leave it too. There are no ‘dance floor clearing’ songs that could make this person sit down.
via GIPHY
The newly-weds
The overly affectionate couple who also just got married, they will do anything to prove they’re more in love than you are! Oh, and expect some wedding comparisons too.
via GIPHY
The pissed family member
Who let Auntie Susan drink the entire tables wine again?! You’ll find her slurring her life story to wedding guests she’s never met before.
via GIPHY
The wannabe DJ
AKA the requester. You’ll find them hovering around the DJ booth the entire night pleading for a song that they’ve been repeatedly told he doesn’t have.
via GIPHY
The Bride and Groom hogger
This person doesn’t understand that there are another 100 guests here who also want to congratulate the Bride and Groom.
via GIPHY
The social media obsessed guest
They’ve probably already posted your wedding dress on Facebook before you even finished walking down the aisle. But, on the plus side, they’re a great extra photographer!
via GIPHY
The sleaze-bag guest
The singleton who’s desperate to use your wedding as a chance to pull. You’ll find them hovering around the Bridesmaids table.
via GIPHY
The emotional wreck
They started crying when they saw you walk down the aisle and they haven’t stopped since. They’re just soooooooo happy for you. Someone pour Karen another glass of wine, please.
via GIPHY
The guest who didn’t RSVP
Zero fucks given about the time, money and planning put into every guest that attends, this guest shows up unannounced and about 30 minutes late.
via GIPHY
The inappropriate elderly guest
The grandparents have had a few too many drinks… but there’s always one elderly guest who takes it too far. We’re talking twerking Grandmas and Grandads flirting with the Bridesmaids.
via GIPHY
The all-nighter
This guest is just soooo not ready for home at 1 am, the night is still young! Surely someone is willing to have an after party in their room, right guys?
via GIPHY
The inappropriately dressed guest
Wedding appropriate outfits just aren’t everyone’s cup of tea.
via GIPHY
The outfit judger
You’ll catch them side eyeing everyone from you to the flower girls. This person is, of course, the best guest dressed there has ever been.
via GIPHY
The long-lost family member
Your second cousin twice removed who your mum forced you to invite to the wedding. You might not even recognise them when they walk in as you haven’t seen them in 15 years.
