It’s time for your hen night.
It’s now officially the time for a crazy weekend of fun, frolics and daiquiris. Oh, and watching your 60-year-old aunt turn into Pasty from Ab Fab…
Here’s what you can expect…
You’ll definitely be late
We mean, it’s not as though you’ve been getting ready for 6 hours to start with or anything…
Your hens will buy you a silly outfit
Be it a sash, a tutu, or a full blown sexy outfit – you’ve been warned.
Prosecco will be opened early
Is it ever too early to open the prosecco though? That is the question…
Penises
Lots and lots of penises – from blown up ones to straws.
Pink Tat
What’s a hen night without a pink feather boa?
Strippers
As much as you say to people you don’t want one, everyone knows deep down you secretly do.
Shots
Shots, shots, shots… Did we say shots?
Dares
Someone will most definitely bring the dare cards, but is it really a hen night without them?
One hen will get lost
This will definitely happen, but she’ll probably just be in the toilets.
Someone will make a fool out of themselves
In fact, everyone will make a fool out of themselves!
Your Aunt/ Grandma/ Mum will be embarassingly drunk
You can count on it.
You’ll take your shoes off by the end of the night
Why do pretty shoes hurt our feet so much?
You’ll be the centre of attention
Whether you like it or not.
The emotional heart to hearts
With your best friend – need we say anymore?
You’ll drunk call your Hubby to Be
We think he’s secretly expecting you to anyway…
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